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December 29, 2010

Jersey shore; epicenter of a blizzard. ‘The Fly.’ March of Wooden Soldiers; hidden meanings. A Jersey mind filled up; self service. December 29, 2010

Filed under: November 2009 — Tags: , , — earthood @ 3:01 pm

 

Jersey Shore

Much of the northeast is digging out from a massive blizzard; a  real blizzard with thunder, lightning, 60 mph wind gusts, lions, tigers, snow plow operators who are charging $250 cash for 7 minutes work and no reporting to the IRS, power outages, tidal flooding, ghosts( I saw a woman’s footprints in the snow but no woman. The footprints were headed towards this nearby castle at Pedyston Crag) speculative prices on white bread and 1% milk and endless local television reports emanating from abandoned train stations(perhaps reporters enjoy the desolation of a train station; no annoying civilians making funny faces in camera view) The all time state record for a snowfall was set at the Jersey shore in Brick(a town)(34 inches) and Belmar(the home of my meditative ocean jetty) had almost 31 inches. Jersey shore was epicenter. What does it mean? Will the prices of vinegar and French fries, frozen custard or a tilt-a-whirl ride on the boardwalk at Point Pleasant go up after Memorial Day since the shore was epicenter? With all the snow at the shore, it’ll be weeks before I can rest my weary mind and backside on the jetty at Belmar.

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 Several times during the night/height of the storm, I went outside, ‘brundled’ up(Seth Brundle was the ‘Fly’ character in the movie). I exchanged bodies with a snowflake; after all, no two flakes are alike (hard to believe). Look at me mom (today’s her birthday), “I’m flying.” Under a street light I sailed, carefree, cold and calculating(wanting to rest at the very top of a six foot drift off to the side, so no one would shovel or plow me the next day) What a world of snow, free form design, virginal mother nature and purist silence. I stayed the whole night on top of a drift, sparkling in the light beams from a street lamp, wishing and hoping we could skip the year 2012 and go right to 2013.  I was luckier than Seth Brundle, “The Fly.”(Jeff Goldblum). He stayed an insect; I reverted back from a snowflake to human form so I could shovel those same family flakes that I was once part of. I Remember Mama and the original movie ‘The Fly.’ Talk about terror and lasting images. When Vincent Price deposits a boulder on the human faced squeaky voiced fly, pleading for help, I was and still am devastated. There are a lot of voices at holiday time calling out for help but mostly unheard.

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I took a train from New Brunswick into Penn Station / Madison Square Garden with my son last night to see Rutgers play North Carolina; plenty of homeless people sleeping on floors and sidewalks, on top of flattened cardboard boxes or on the top step of a house of worship, doors closed(after hours). Sometimes hustle and bustle forced stepping over or near these human beings. I thought curious; for one brief moment all of us passed the birth canal, equally without access to cell phones, bottle of merlot, meth, Mercedes, Manolos’, Master-card, moon beams, or motivation. For that one brief shining moment we were all the same homo sapien.

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Laurel & Hardy from 'March of the Wooden Soldiers'

I lucked out this holiday season. Yippee!(who says this anymore. It worked when I was a kid getting a chance to watch the ‘Lone Ranger’ without my mother making me dry the dishes and miss the show) I got a chance to see ‘The March of the Wooden Soldiers’ twice; once on Thanksgiving and Christmas Day. Good old Channel 11 came to the rescue. A bowl of oatmeal with raisins and chopped almonds(for ambience) both days stimulated my amygdala etc.(Scientists have discovered that the amygdala, a small almond shaped structure deep within the temporal lobe, is important to a rich and varied social life among humans. “Primates who live in larger social groups have a larger amygdala, even when controlling for overall brain size and body size”, says Lisa Feldman Barrett, PhD, of the Massachusetts General Hospital (MGH) Psychiatric Neuroimaging Research Program and a Distinguished Professor of Psychology at Northeastern University) What if the writer of the screenplay for ‘March of the Wooden Soldiers’ was genetically related to Nostradamus? I don’t know why I watch the movie every year. Tradition? Tevye? I can’t play the piano or a fiddle. It saddens me; basically every actor in that 1934 vintage movie is probably gone yet they still haunt me. So the oatmeal made me observe obscure detail this year. I like Toyland; there’s a certain esprit de corps. The king is jolly, rotund, self serving and reminds me of a certain sub-set of folks here in Jersey that gather around a few days before the first Tuesday in November. I like Little Bo Peep; for the most part pretty conscientious about her sheep. It still bothers me what Gene Wilder did to a sheep in a Woody Allen movie. Now dig this, remembering the Nostradamus theme. Stannie Dum(Laurel) marries Mister Barnaby in the movie. Eighty-six years later this is the raging debate stateside whether these marriages are legal. And when one of the pigs disappears (and Tom Tom is implicated), Little Bo Peep testifies to the King that “the little pigs are friends of ours.” It means to me they were all vegans in Toyland, living in harmony with the animals, not resorting to eating them but living next door to the three pigs (albeit in smaller row type of huts. discrimination in housing still alive even in Toyland. another sad point). The importance of department of defense type thinking: Toyland is invaded by the Bogeyman. Even Toyland has defenses. A conscripted mouse mans a blimp and drops firecrackers on the Bogeymen (in my college frat house a crazy brother suspended an M80 firecracker in a filled bathtub, exploded it and took out the housemother’s apartment downstairs) The essence and future of defense spending: the March of the Wooden Soldiers. The message: let wooden soldiers (future robotics, rockets etc) do the work and risk their artificial existence. Human life is too precious) I like my oatmeal and jetty for thinking. I wonder about taking the dried oatmeal flakes, finding Jackie Paper and a bic lighter and seeing(after deep inhalations) if I wind up at a dream farmhouse, in Iowa, standing in front a barn and silo(must have a silo) with a pitchfork and a blade of grass stuck between a crack in my front teeth)

A few lines ago I spoke about vegans. I haven’t eaten red meat since 1975. A lot of reasons and no reason. Indeed confusing. I don’t want to get sued by Texas cattlemen after all I’m a homesteader and a netflix rancher here in suburban Monmouth County. I love Texas. But now hear this. A US study found that Neanderthals, prehistoric cousins of humans ate grains and vegetables as well as meat, cooking meat over fire (wow) in the same way us humans have done. However there is a prevailing theory that Neanderthals relied on too much meat which contributed to their extinction around 30,000 years ago.  My cholesterol by the way is 111. How do scientists know all this stuff about them? Evidence is found in plaque build-up in fossilized teeth.

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I shoveled reluctantly yesterday. The independence of snow plow people. I read an expose this morning by a snow plow operator who made $40,000 here in Jersey during the 1996 blizzard; all un-reported cash income. He went on to say how stressful his job was, the rising and falling of the plow, always careful not to damage. Here’s a great video on you tube that got 1.5 million hits in a few days of the blizzard in NYC and a snow plow, sanitation truck driver and brilliant thinkers. I love dim bulbs. I love people hanging out of windows taking videos. I love New York. I love Reckless Ostrich, the spirit back and well in my vibrations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt_r-jO3lKE

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I love future think in medicine. The Stanford Institute for Stem Cell Body and Regenerative Medicine has released a study that may, might, could lead to a cure for cancer. I know what you’re thinking.. There is a molecule in all cancer cells called CD47 that essentially tells the cancer cells not to eat themselves.  CD47 is present in other cells in the human body, but not active. An antibody has been discovered that, in short, deadens the CD47 molecule, causing the cancer cells to eat themselves.(With the CD47 molecule disabled, the cancer cells immediately feed on the first food source available…. themselves) I know. I know. I love. I need. I hope. I worry. I absorb as much as I can. Keep shoving stuff (information) into my head. Keep growing my telomeres. Keep taking my cocktail of 35 antioxidants and vitamins for 40 years. Keep thanking the universe for all my gifts. Keep thanking my readership (you all) for bringing way over 4000 people here to this Blog in December. Keep tweaking New Year resolutions. Keep working on a second novel. Keep appreciating my wife and son. That’s all there is. Keep celebrating New Years for another 50 years. Hey everybody. Happy Healthy Wonderful Amazing New Year 2011. I can’t wait for November 11th. I’ll tell you about it during the year.

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http://vichywater.net

book trailer video(65 seconds):   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj2ko9gcC_M

December 16, 2010

A 244,111 mile car trip in New Jersey: ‘From Here to Eternity.’ More reasons to love/need NJ Shore. December 16, 2010 | From Here to Eternity

Filed under: November 2009 — earthood @ 8:25 am

Gratitude at holiday time is good; so is the sun on your face. People are antennas; send out frequencies to the universe and you get back. One morning a few years ago, at Christmas time, I broadcasted the need to find a parking space in Metuchen, NJ. For twenty years I never found a parking spot. I did(right in front of the optical store I needed) and am constantly grateful for the gift of thought, awareness and responsiveness. Along those lines, need to report a few things. Drug filled(poison) mice were air dropped into Guam’s(I’d love to go there one day. And Guadalcanal) dense jungle to kill the invasive brown tree snake. And now hear this(feel like I’m in Schofield barracks in Oahu on December 7th, 1941): When competition for females is fierce, it makes some species like male field mice evolve bigger testes to trounce their rivals(from National Geographic).(alas I’m too old for that bigger stuff, borrowing a line from Scrooge). Finally, the non-profit group Partners in Health is expanding its use of solar power in Haiti. This is simply brilliant; a gift that keeps on giving as long as the sun shines. You folks ought to Google them. Meanwhile, Google is working on a service using “contextual discovery” for pushing information out to people before they’ve started to look for it, based on factors such as their web browsing history or current location. Big Brother stuff. My wife just yelled, “It’s scary.” One more thought since the essence of my blogs are streams of consciousness: I suddenly wonder how many of the newly elected House of Representatives have passports.

From  Here to Eternity

speaking of big brother.

 One of my favorite movies is ‘From Here to Eternity’ starring Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr and of course Frank Sinatra(movie finally made him a star. Ask Mario Puzo). Black and white, somber; the movie starts out 6 months or so before Pearl Harbor at Schofield barracks. Beginning of movie; my favorite character, Robert E Lee Pruitt walks into an officer’s pool hall. The screen door closes behind him and you hear that lonely echo of wood bouncing around an empty surreal room. Pruitt had just finished telling Maggio(Sinatra) and Warden(Lancaster), “a man don’t go his own way is nothing.” Here’s my stream of thought. Last Friday I had to drive to eternity; the longest black and white drive I ever took in New Jersey. For the whole 244,111 miles, I was Robert E Lee Pruitt (Mongomery Clift) Why? I thought for a long time driving across the state, south and west. Pruitt was a rugged individualist. Didn’t want to box for his army company; personal reasons. He never backed down. I’m just like Pruitt (so I’m thinking while driving last week) Believe in righteous things and you stand up for them.  I got fired once from a job; sticking up for a young girl who was harassed by the store manager because she was in an inter-racial relationship. I was fired from yet another job because I was told by the boss(and steadfastly refused) to cheat Medicaid by submitting fraudulent claims on prescriptions (1981. Store and old boss ‘Long Gone.’ A great baseball movie, by the way) Long lonely car trips driving to eternity make me think streams.

From  Here to Eternity

Last Friday was cloudy, gray and cold; almost like the movie “Last Picture Show.”  New Jersey’s mid section was endless. I was fulfilling a commitment to a friend because loyalty is a wonderful concept. Sometimes I think it’s gone the way of my favorite transportation modem, the Conestoga wagon. I was rugged driving across the state. I thought I was in Texas; farms, forests, and flat surfaces everywhere. I was scared driving to eternity; my first time exposed. I wavered about this day, suddenly feeling not rugged anymore. Maybe I speed up and get a ticket, turn around and go home with an explanation and email to my friend. Now I was in Alaska looking at a moose at the side of the road; its horns shook up and down as if a salutation to me. Alaska is 5000 miles away; the mileage is adding up. Schofield barracks another 5000 miles away. I saw a little farm house; a pond with a dock that looked like the one they used in the movie ‘Key Largo’ with Bogart and Bacall(2000 miles away). What if I run out of gas? I’d have to call the Royal Canadian Mounted Police(Sergeant Preston) I was lost in thought but still in central Jersey.

 The road didn’t want to end. Garmin, in a British accent, kept telling me to turn left. Each time the road was blocked by a big fence and occasional barbed wire and ‘no trespassing’ signs. Finally a check point in a pre-fab trailer. Window rolled down and papers handed over along with a picture ID. He told me to roll down the back window too and asked which place I was going to. I said, “The camp.” He said gruffly, “This ain’t no camp.” He pointed to the left at a beige building way down the road. The point was like the ‘spirit of Christmas yet to be’ pointing to Scrooge’s gravestone. I parked and voided myself of all life form wallet things just taking a plastic bag filled with singles and fives for the vending machines and my driver’s license. I walked in the wrong door and almost into eternity. Back outside, an arrow, like the spirit’s finger, pointed to a visitor’s door which opened to a large room with a variety of vending machines along the side wall (first thing I noticed). To the right was an obscene mural of a tropical beach with palm trees. I signed in while my ID was processed. There were metal seats and small benches; men in dark green jump suits sitting, talking and eating. My friend was paged. A door opened. In three months, he lost 25 pounds and looked wonderful. Eternity will do that. We hugged. I love hugs; mankind’s greatest communicative invention. After an hour of talk, some half-whispers, I offered to buy my friend a Tasty-Cake apple pie and hot chocolate. He walked with me near the machines but couldn’t touch the money or machines. We talked for four hours. As a writer, I kept observing faces and listening to stories and descriptions. I saw no holsters. Everybody was so well behaved. I guess no one wants the buildings across the street with more barbed wire than that island off of San Francisco that Clint Eastwood escaped from in a movie. I emoted; sadness, withdrawal, resignation and helplessness. Too many whispers. Time for more hugs and goodbyes. I’ll be back. I miss him. Friendship is the best kind of ship; not like the cruise ships that have been tossed all over the oceans lately. I re-traced my steps and exited. A huge dark green jet was taking off overhead. I sensed it was going to Afghanistan. By the time I get to Phoenix and home the mileage read 244,111. Eternity was a long memorable bloggable day.

 Switching gears. Back to the Jersey shore. No place like it. The shore in the abandon of the winter is pure solitude and thought. Find a restaurant in Red Bank, Rumson or the Highlands, have some pasta, merlot or cabernet from a brown bag, drive to Sandy Hook, pull up to a beach and walk in the sand preferably barefoot; absorb energy and spirit from Native Americans who lived here a long time ago. That’s really living and a kind of eternity as well. Don’t do it alone. You need the holding hand stuff on the beach. Jersey shore beaches are perfect for winter hand holding and seagull chats. Now to serious thoughts about my/our Jersey shore. Liberty Natural Gas has applied for a federal permit to build an ocean pipeline and connect it to a proposed gas storage facility 16 miles off the coast of Asbury Park which of course is near Bruce Springsteen’s old haunt, ‘The Stone Pony.’  Those that care need to learn more and protest while you can. We don’t need any more industrialization of our oceans. I wrote an interesting editorial for an organization trying to stop the building of a coal firing plant in Linden with ramifications for our ocean off the Jersey Shore. Here’s the link for editorial.

 http://stoppurgencoalplant.org/http:/stoppurgencoalplant.org/why-linden-why-not-rumsen-a-frankenstein-moment

 Holiday time. It’s 4:44 am as I write this; awash in sentimentality and gratitude for the gift of words, thought and readers. Thinking also about Reckless Ostrich on my shoulder with the sunshine. Now all good things. Always. In all ways. Happy 2011. Maybe I won’t watch the ball come down this year. I say that every year since Guy Lombardo stopped playing “Auld Lang Syne.” Does anybody know what that song means?

 I do get commercial occasionally. Commercial is good. So is sunshine. Check out the novel website. A great gift idea, stocking stuffer and all year around gift to give a wrapped autographed novel, ‘Vichy Water.’

 http://vichywater.net

 Book Trailer on You Tube. 65 seconds long:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj2ko9gcC_M

December 9, 2010

“It’s a Wonderful Life.” Marriage & Weddings. The Jersey Shore: why I love it. December 9, 2010

Filed under: November 2009 — earthood @ 3:44 pm

I’ve got a lot to say today. Perhaps an introduction; get ideas flowing. Love the holidays. Been watching ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ with Jimmy Stewart and Donna Reed for 30 years(of course at holiday time). It is a wonderful life filled with absurdities, barriers, brick walls and pastel roads; yellow ones too. Need to explore the theme: me thinks I’m George Bailey at times. Last weekend I went to my niece’s wedding; a fairytale event. Been thinking about the institution of modern marriage now and during the time of Christopher Columbus. Finally, I’ve also been blogging about the Jersey Shore over last few months. There are reasons: I live and love by it. I meditate on its jetty nearby. And I lived near the shore 300 years ago or so. A dear new old friend from Seattle(we lived across the street from each other on Goodwin Avenue in Newark 50 years ago) and a damn good psychic believes I was a Native-American around these Jersey parts in a previous life run. And so do I; been haunted by curious feelings for a long time. Introduction over.

 A few weeks ago, I drove to my jetty at Belmar by the Shark River; it was still warm; sixty degrees. Parked my old SUV with duct tape holding up a rear bumper(did you know $1.99 duct tape at a depot store accomplishes the same as $1111.99 bumper work at a body shop? and never mind) and noticed the bridge over the Shark River. “Goodness gracious, sakes alive”(John Wooden, coach extraordinaire, used to say this as a ‘bad’ expressive expletive and so am I now). I noticed that the bridge over the troubled water of my favorite river in the world looks just like the bridge in Bedford Falls where George Bailey stood and pondered his demise. Then he jumped into the cold icy waters and Clarence, his guardian angel appeared and rescued him. I walked on the bridge before it lifted for a passing fishing boat(Sedona II) and looked down. I am George Bailey. Aren’t we all?  I wasn’t contemplating demise or jumping right then; I was there to stare at the horizon. George had Mr. Potter( a mean rich unfeeling man) to contend with. I’ve got a few Potters; some awful close. George was devoted to the Bailey Brothers Building and Loan. I was devoted to a company which made me want to jump into cold water. I’ve had people close to me with that same cold water coursing through their veins. When George was at wits end, his angel came to help and illuminate. Five years ago I was taken into the world of angelic intervention (all documented and witnessed) when I was feeling lost. Spirit is real, powerful and exists. At this holiday time I realize just how powerful it is.

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 I’ve started writing a second novel to pay homage to spirit. Back to George Bailey. He sacrificed himself to let his brother Harry go to college. I transferred to Rutgers back in 1965 for the same reason.  George cared a lot about people and right things to do. He had Mary Hatch to go through life with. I’ve got my ‘Mary’ whom I met almost doing a ‘Charleston’ dance on West 86th Street. I wonder if they remade the movie today, who’d play George Bailey? I bet a modern screenwriter would make George environmentally aware. I am. George is now like me. Role reversal. 

 George would be worried about cell phones. He’d be protesting cell towers in Bedford Falls(I lived on Bedford Avenue in Brooklyn when I first got married). I saw the loveliest cell phone tower just yesterday in East Brunswick. It was covered with fake Evergreen branches to make it look like a tree. If a child uses a cell phone it can alter behavior development; scary stuff. Scientists in Holland observed that cell phone usage in a city park kills the plant life. Mobile devices may cause cancer. I think we need George’s spirited fight now. As far as Federal standards are concerned: if the radiation from your phone isn’t cooking your brain, it’s regarded as safe. 285 million Americans have cell phones. 83% of 18 to 29 year olds are wired all the time. George, help us. A recent study was done. People who chatted via cell for just 30 minutes a day for 10 years saw their risk of glioma(the type of brain cancer that killed Ted Kennedy) rise by 40%. Best to keep cell phone 6 or more inches from your body and use a corded headset. George does now. Even wireless routers emit high levels of RF(radio frequency) radiation. So do cordless phones. The phone base is like a mini cell tower. Go back to wire phones and wire hangers(to hell with Joan Crawford) Laptops radiate your pelvis(means testicular cancer and birth defects and who knows what else.) Even baby monitors. Yes, it’s a wonderful life. Technology. But rampant little caring and not enough research. Not enough George Baileys around.

 Last weekend I went to my niece’s wedding on Long Island. A fairytale began for them on the first day of ninth grade when they first met. Nine years in the making.  But still synchronicity and meant to be. A wondrous weekend of love and devotion shared by 450 guests; 160 of their friends). My niece is angelic looking and perfect. My new nephew; handsome and perfect too. A perfect couple therefore. I thought about institutional marriage sitting in a hundred year old chapel(‘colonial George Washington was here’ ambience). Marriage has been around since human’s day one but before cell phones, canned tuna and youtube. We’ve come a long way since then with no changes. But if they had canned tuna back then, would the rules of modern marriage been different today? Canned tuna does make all the difference in the world. So does thunder, lightning and not knowing what to make of it.

  I learned a little about marriage this week from an old Cro-magnon cousin. My mother always told me that we had Ethiopian and Cro relatives. Actually we all do. A friend did that saliva test. Marriage is a big deal today. Look at all the fuss with Kate and William. Funny in 1960 nearly 70% of all American adults were married. Today only about half. Back then, 66% of twenty somethings were married. Today just 26% are. My niece and nephew are 20 somethings and college grads. Today college grads are more likely to marry(60%) than those without higher education(48%). A recent survey tells that 44% of Americans under 30 believe marriage is disappearing like Asian tigers and blue fin Atlantic Tuna(called extinction).Two thirds of all divorces are initiated by women. Back then(1960) 40% of wives worked; now 60% do. I was at a Rutgers basketball game two nights ago. I wondered about the cheerleaders, canned tuna and what’s going to happen to them in a few years. Traditional marriage awaits? There is an awful lot of cohabitation going on now; people not getting married. Perhaps the economy. Hard to live alone these days. I think about a past President’s daughter who recently got married after cohabitating and a wannabe’s young recently pregnant daughter. 40% of babies born now are to unmarried moms.

 An awful lot of change going on. Too much for this blog. I’m so thrilled for my niece. Marriage is a wonderful experience and journey. Maybe it’s best for my niece not to read this blog. Then again, why not? Ostriches are not going extinct. Speaking of ostriches: looking for Reckless Ostrich with sunshine on my shoulder.  It’s the holidays. Time for cheer, new resolutions and looking at family pictures. My cell phone is ringing and I hid it and can’t find it.  Wishing, hoping; imagine peace and love and no global warming. Merry.Happy. Healthy.

 This pix is dedicated to my niece. It is entitled. “A view from a wedding.” 

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"A View from a wedding" For my niece and nephew.

 Great stocking stuffer gift suggestions. The novel ‘Vichy Water’ comes wrapped and autographed and chimney delivered. Available at:  http://vichywater.net    

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 Also youtube book trailer for ‘Vichy Water’ :

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj2ko9gcC_M

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